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thedarklawyer:

Really? Huh. Do I need the magic walking stick as well? I wear a nice black suit every day, and it doesn’t seem to be working for me.

I don’t give a shit what they’re wearing as long as they’ve got confidence (not to be confused with egotism). Confidence is what’s sexy.

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fuzzyfroot:

bossy damn menz shut up

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